“Come and see me later Big Boy” – “Right you are ma’am”
Once again, I fear that it is to be left to Inspector Gadget to say what we are all thinking about our Boss and her husbands televisual viewing habits. We are thinking:
“Playboy Channel?….. that’s a bit tame isn’t it?”
If I was going to get busted by Debbie Gadget for a similar offence I’d want it to be for something a little more hardcore. If I was going to face a good wigging from the chaps at the village pub, it would need to be for more than a few Hollywood babes lounging around a pool looking bored with their fake tans*
Thats what we are thinking down at Ruraltown nick.
Now; back to reading all about Personal Responsibility in that leaflet about the Policing Pledge sent by the Home Office…………………..
* Gadget Note: Not that I know what kind of films the Playboy channel shows. I’m only guessing. Oh rats.
Rumour has it the leak came through somone who knows people in the job and was reaking a bit of vengeance over the theft of our pay. Can’t believe anyone would stoop so low!?
Spliff ‘
‘If your hands are behind your back
how are you holding that up’
PC ‘Come and see me later and I’ll show you, I’m not called chopper for nothing’.
in her defence – it wasn’t her looking at the porn
No we know why Jackie couldn’t pay us our money…..she was kitting out the new bathroom and buying porn….ahem…. the hubby was buying porn.
You really couldn’t make it up!
To all those involved in policing G20, good luck and stay safe.
Annonymouse
in her defence – it wasn’t her looking at the porn
No, but she signed the claims form. And you are right she was not at home as she was claiming anther dodgy payment for living in a bedroom.
Bet you work for her or the Home Office.
what a balls up
a) why would anyone pay for cable when you can get a Starview or Eurovox for 80quid?
b) why would anyone watch softcore crap on TV when the technological wonder that is the WorldWideWeb has given so much grot to so many?
She’s too ashamed to admit that it was a legitimate expense as she’d tasked her husband/researcher to find new ways to screw the public sector.
The sooner this bunch of losers get thrown out the better.
I like to know that our ‘leaders’ have their hands on the knobs of power…..
I have just seen a list of items that have been claimed for including a new fire place, redecoration, an 88p bathroom plug.
Do these people have that much contempt for the average person as to not put their hand in their own pocket for an 88p bathroom plug?
Thats what annoyed me more – claiming 88p for a bathroom plug! It reminds me of the lead up to the French Revolution!
Let them eat cake!!!
Can we assume there will now be a new “Home Office Initiative” – anyone caught fiddling accounts, ‘borrowing without consent’, &c, will be let off if they promise to give it back?
uncle J
Can we assume there will now be a new “Home Office Initiative” – anyone caught fiddling accounts, ‘borrowing without consent’, &c, will be let off if they promise to give it back?
Will it include fiddling with knobs?
Phil wrote … Do these people have that much contempt for the average person as to not put their hand in their own pocket for an 88p bathroom plug? …
Just wait until the £88.00 plumbers bill for fitting it gets out!
Husband must have been fairly confident that Jackie would not look too closely at the bill. Thinking on though, it is not her paying, so why should she.
At least the films weren’t too pervy (apparently). It would have been even worse if it was ‘chix with dix’ or anything to do with rubber.
It would be a shame if Ms Spliff went, she’s doing a fine job according to Gordy.
I agree with him actually, Mc Nutty, Jackboots and her sometime husband are doing a cracking job for the labour party…… in sealing its fate at the next election. Well done all, keep it up, we’re counting on you!
No one ask what’s on his computer
Blueknight,
it would have been better if it was some dodgy gay porn. Would just have gone to show that he is as supremely rogered by her as we have been.
Ouch, just getting over it myself!
Not condoning his activities but on a scale of 1-10 she is definetely a minus 5+.
amy barnes,
No ones asking, but we are all probably thinking along the same lines. Not that there is necessarily anything worse on the computer, just that this was not an isolated incident
pchawkeye and constable confused
I will say no more than Jackie will have to wait for the next election to lose HER deposit…
Ah come on now- at least it makes her claim to live in her sisters back room credible.
The real question is, why are we paying for her internet and sky package?
come on guys – don’t you remember the line “don’t do as I do, do as I say”???
I was in a police vehicle which was running low on fuel. The fuel card had been mislaid so I coughed up £10 of my own money for diesel so I could complete my enquiry and get back to base.
I got a receipt and duly filled out the form to claim the tenner back.
Imagine my surprise when I got my next payslip – I’d got the £10 back MINUS tax!
Now I learn that the Rt Hon Jacqui is claiming for bath plugs.
You couldn’t make it up.
Sounds like Fraud to me…
Ex Traffic biker,
Your £10 should have come out of the petty cash box held by the Station Sgt and the reciept forwarded to Admin.
Ms Spliff should have done a similar thing with the bath plug where the equivalent of the Station Sgt should tell her to get stuffed.
Now I learn that the Rt Hon Jacqui is claiming for bath plugs.
Your spelling is appalling. B-U-T-T.
According to a source on Guido Fawkes – the adult entertainment film being shown on Virgin was Raw Meat 3.
http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/price_search/search_item.dlt/sku=2677/raw-meat-3.htm.
I’m sure it was just a bit of on the job research in to one of the six strands of diversity with a bit of the Policing Pledge thrown in for good measure. I think Jaqui’s hubby has made a right fist of things for the goodly Home Sec’s future.
Ten quid has been a really good investment for uncovering the sleaze and hypocrisy of our great leader.
Are you sure it wasn’t showing “Flesh Gordon”? Doubt he’ll approve anyway.
Are those tans all fake then?…they looked real to me…..
And talking of fake tans where is our “Top Police Officer”
Is he taking a lead on these deceptions and theft?
Sometimes I wish I hadnt retired.I could be having so much fun with SMTs and ACPO and the “Policing Pledge”
I find the complaint about paying for porn mystifying. Were the Bruce Willis films OK but the porn was a bridge too far? Weird.
Surely the more important point is that she was claiming her sister’s box room was her primary residence, and getting the taxpayer to pay for the home her family lived at year-round as the “second home”. And I understand from other articles that it is, to say the least, unclear as to whether she used that box room more than very occasionally.
The porn, after all, was cheap, and the only question would seem to be why he didn’t just get it for free on the internet. The cost of just one dinner for a G20 leader will be enough to keep Mr Smith in DVD porn for the rest of his life. The house, on the other hand…
More to the point..hasn’t Noel Edmonds let himself go. What is she doing with him?
Another commenter on another blog..damned if I can remember which one so hat tip to Anon…said that Mr Spliff was being interviewed and said he was doing parliamentary research for t’Missus. He said if he’d known that hiring DVD’s called Big Ben and Black Rod would have caused all that trouble…………………
She’ll be gone by June.
Interesting they ARE now going to do an Iraq war investigation, later this year, maybe, if the electioneering is going well. Might be a complete cover up job of course. If not it`ll be the biggest own goal of any government ever. Not that they need any special efforts in that area.
Shouldn`t we start putting pressure on Cameron now to make some sweeping changes, take the power to rule this country away from a noisy politically correct ‘let`s please everyone’ minority?
88p for a plug? I buy my own biros for work as the ones in the stationery cupboard are shite.
Just dropped to say hello. Great blog, I will be back to visit soon.
Regards,
Jeff
Apparently The BBC are going to do a new reality show, just for MPs…
“Skating on thin ice…”
Amy Barnes, glad I`m not the only one who wondered why Noel Edmonds was on Tv apologising for the Home Sec`s hubby.
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Shame it was probably the son and not the husband after all that.