Posted in 1 on May 11, 2008 | 36 Comments »
Ravers are citizens too you know!
Besides, now that you can’t smoke in Pubs and Clubs, what’s a girl to do?
Come on angry residents; live a little, you never know…….. you might enjoy it!
After all, if the organiser had been prosecuted, he would have been sentenced to………. nothing!
Gadget Note: Clearly, if any drug offences take place [...]
Posted in 1 on May 9, 2008 | 20 Comments »
Summer is on the way in Ruralshire.
The remaining Poles will soon be leaving for good.
While our own underclass lie around the Estates on welfare benefits, smoking and texting themselves to death, complaining about the lack of work, our Eastern European cousins have made their money and are off home.
In the rural parts of our shire, [...]
Posted in 1 on May 7, 2008 | 18 Comments »
Shock, Horror, Scandal! A hapless Norfolk Inspector has been caught cynically trying to meet Crime Reduction targets by asking his troops to only crime things that are……well, crimes! What a cheeky fellow!
This is an “ethically recorded” crime damaged window in Norfolk.
Deputy Chief Constable Ian Learmonth of Norfolk Police said:
“We work to very high standards [...]
Posted in 1 on May 6, 2008 | 25 Comments »
We had one of the busiest Bank Holiday weekends I can remember. I personally worked at least one 14 hour day. I can’t tell you what happened because a lot of it was in the newspapers.
Back home the LOLcats finally managed to successfully ambush Kibble Chops on the upstairs landing. Battle cat took a right [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on May 5, 2008 | 49 Comments »
Next time you hear a politician claim that crime can be dealt with effectively by somehow reorganising the police, give a thought to Wayne from Ruraltown.
Last week, Wayne was on Bail for punching his elderly mother in the face. He went back to the house (breaching his Bail conditions) and pushed his elderly father down [...]
