Posted in Uncategorized on April 18, 2008 | 32 Comments »
I was called out to the scene of a hanging the other day.
A factory worker on the Ruraltown Industrial Park had taken his own life by looping his belt around a beam in one of the Light Industrial Units, placing his neck in a noose made with the buckle and jumping from a stool.
The police [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on April 16, 2008 | 45 Comments »
What exactly does the Personnel Department at F Division, Ruralshire Constabulary do?
As an Inspector (quite rightly) I deal with the Annual Leave, Duty Planning, Welfare, Sickness, PDR’s, Training and Discipline for my Response Team. That is to say, the Sergeants deal with it and I authorise it.
So what exactly do the four civilian staff in [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on April 15, 2008 | 23 Comments »
Some senior police officers regard this Blog as harmful because it worries the public and makes the police look bad. My view is that the public should be worried and the police already look bad, so it’s simply a matter of reportage.
Ruralshire cattle are white with black spots. They can’t be sold as Jerseys.
Pretending that [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on April 12, 2008 | 46 Comments »
There is much talk of Personal Location Systems.
For a while now, Ruralshire Constabulary claim to be able to locate every patrolling officer on an electronic map in the Control Room. This is done through the EPLS system built in to the Airwaves Radio.
The SMT say that this is nothing to do with Best Value, managers [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on April 10, 2008 | 49 Comments »
It would appear that this Blog is now infamous enough to be misquoted.
The Medway district councillor who had to ’stand down’ for suggesting on his Blog that women on welfare should be sterilised, did mention Inspector Gadget in the offending piece. That much is true. I saw the first draft and I was aware of [...]
