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December 30, 2007 by inspectorgadget
You have to hand it to the guys in Pakistan. They really know how to “cuff” a job.
They are ’spinning’ a gun and bomb assassination into an incident where the victim “bumped her head on the sunroof”. Don’t worry about the fact that we have all seen it on CNN. Cheeky or what!
Top for ‘detections’ this month. We can learn much from these men.
The rumours about Ruralshire Constabulary moving the Crime Reporting Call-Centre to the sub-continent now start to make sense.
(Next - more on that PC Ellie Bloggs meeting!)
Made me chuckle when on the news last night they were walking down the actual street reporting on what had gone on the day before. Here two days after a dog mauled a baby, the whole road, not just the house was cordoned off whilst it was investigated. There, they’d swept up and put it down to some High jinx with a sun roof before her body was cold…. and we get a slagging off for not being professional with investigations! Go figure!!
That chap on the left…is not wearing socks!
The one in the middle is wearing womens underwear beneath his shirt!
To his left his oppo has washed his shirt on a boil wash too many times!
And the geezer on the far right is wearing his head gear at a jaunty angle!
Which leaves the gentleman second from left…must be an Inspector as he has both feet on the ground! (?)
Have a great New Year IG…Kingmagic.
But which is worse to fill in; a crime report or an injury rta report?
Nice one Centurion!
I’m with TotallyUn-PC on this one.
Inspector - “assassination?”
25yr PC - “Nah Guv, she just bumped her head on the sunroof”
Inspector - “That’s alright then. Right you lot, let’s hose down the road as quickly as possible, CS everyone and hopefully no one will notice”
Bloke on the right looks like Ali G.
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