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Archive for December, 2007

PC Ellie Bloggs - The Manic Impressive

I really should have taken my headphones off earlier. I nearly walked into the table where she was sitting. PC Ellie Bloggs is the nation’s favourite anonymous female police Blogger, and if you add that to the extraordinary Band of Horses pumping through my head; it was confusing.
As soon as I saw her I was [...]

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Default Setting: Everything is OK.

You have to hand it to the guys in Pakistan. They really know how to “cuff” a job.
They are ’spinning’ a gun and bomb assassination into an incident where the victim “bumped her head on the sunroof”. Don’t worry about the fact that we have all seen it on CNN. Cheeky or what!

Top for ‘detections’ [...]

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Dog Charlie Fox

The British Police would like to say ’sorry’ for searching large numbers of people at an Airport for terrorist Bombs. Under the wrong legislation you see. Dash it, when a suicidal, child murdering extremist wishes to smuggle a bomb into an airport, why can’t he do so when the correct legislation is in place!
Honestly, anyone [...]

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Happy Christmas

Happy Christmas to all Inspector Gadget readers. I hope that 2007 was good to you. Unless you are a criminal, in which case I hope it was terrible.
In 2008, I will continue to bring you real-life local and national examples of what Theodore Dalrymple calls “The absurd and dangerous leniency of the criminal-justice system”. I [...]

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Platform Two for Metro City

I met PC Ellie Bloggs in Camden Town today.
I have to say; being a regular reader of her Blog, a lot of things now make sense! My initial feelings are that she is completely mad and thus perfectly suited for her job on Response.

Her book made me laugh and she is just as hilarious in [...]

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