Posted in Uncategorized on November 29, 2007 | 41 Comments »
Thank goodness I can now ’stand down’ and get on with my life.
I had been given the important task of setting up ‘Silver Control’ on F Division, in readiness for the lashing of hapless teacher Gillian Gibbons, 54 from Liverpool.
The strangely named ‘Community Impact Assessment’ had suggested that there might be a ‘backlash’ against the [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on November 29, 2007 | 13 Comments »
Ray was an idiot and I didn’t like him. Until the conditions of his ASBO banned him, he used to hang about pissed outside the railway station. After the ASBO he was still there, only now Ray was sober. When Ray was younger, he was a ‘five hander’ to get him in the back of [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on November 27, 2007 | 33 Comments »
If you were a criminal, where would you like to live?
Sudan - 40 lashes and/or a jail sentence (sharing a cell with Mr & Mrs Cockroach) for giving the wrong name to a soft toy?
Britain - life sentenced reduced to minimum 3 1/2 years for beating a disabled man unconcious, urinating on his body and throwing [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on November 27, 2007 | 21 Comments »
I would like to say sorry and resign.
Clearly, my last post, 62 French Girls Can’t Be Wrong, has caused major rioting and widespread disorder Paris.
Our local yobs would never do this. It would mean leaving the plasma telly for too long. Besides, you can’t riot when you are on the X Box 360.
If this was [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on November 25, 2007 | 30 Comments »
The ‘Inspector From Upstairs’ rang me this week and said ‘Gadget, the Boss wants to see you’.
‘Which one?’ I asked in amazement (the Senior Management Team having long ago abandoned any thoughts of involving me in anything political).
‘The real one, the Chief Superintendent’ came the reply. Always pleased to meet someone I have only ever [...]
