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Archive for October, 2007

“Could Try Harder”

I am currently completing the annual staff appraisals for the Sergeants in my team. I have to do this quickly because F Division has an awful record for timely appraisals. It’s really important that everyone has a current appraisal, so that it can sit in a filing cabinet, unread, for the next twelve months.
Soon, if [...]

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Monday morning, five nineteen.

Nobody likes to see a car on it’s roof.
Especially when the doors are closed and silence from inside.
I have arrived seconds after the Response car. I was going north when this crash was broadcast. I couldn’t believe it. A few seconds where the mind is out of gear and you think, ‘did I just hear that right? [...]

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Speedwagon.

An enormous pile of Ruralshire tax-payers money has just been converted to Japanese yen in the form of the new 4 x 4 police vehicles. I suspected that these gleaming status symbols were more suited to transporting Tarquin and Cressida to prep school than chasing Isac and Noah across the orchards in a stolen motor.
Sunday night produced [...]

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Bloody Beetroot!

I went to a garden just to the west of Ruraltown. It was more of a field, surrounded by those huge hedges you can’t see or get through. The patrol seemed OK but they had that bewildered look.
It is always strange to see a bewildered look on the face of someone who is in complete control [...]

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And Did Those Feet …..

For American and other overseas readers - England beat the ‘onion sellers’ to win the Rugby world cup semi-final in Paris by fourteen points to nine. Back in Blighty, the England football team also won their Euro 2008 qualification match at Wembley by three goals to nothing.
In Ruraltown, there were three football related arrests for random acts [...]

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