Posted in Uncategorized on July 14, 2007 | 47 Comments »
Sheep guarding is a wonderful use for llamas as it seems to be a natural instinct for them to guard smaller animals. Training is minimal and another advantage is that they graze along with the sheep, requiring no special feeding.
There is a Llama guarding sheep near my village on the Ruralshire borders.
Llamas seem to [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on July 13, 2007 | 40 Comments »
The new Diversity lady has visited F Division. For the second time this year (and remember it’s only July) we have to be taught not to be nasty to people who are different to us.
We haven’t had any issues in this area since last time, but let’s not let reality get in the way of an [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on July 10, 2007 | 46 Comments »
One in ten of the complaints I deal with deserve further investigation.
The other nine are usually the direct result of unrealistic expectations.
A diet of Morse, CSI Miami and Silent Witness has created a generation of lambs to the “case solved in 45 minutes” slaughter. Poor response times vs. police driving too fast. Bobbies on the [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on July 6, 2007 | 29 Comments »
We will win the war against sleep.
Our chief weapons will be coffee, doughnuts, van culture and overtime payments.
Well done Susan Hemming, head of the CPS Counter Terrorism Division. She has decided that there is enough evidence to charge 27 year old Iraqi Doctor, Bilal Abdullah.
This must have presented a tough challenge for our friends in [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on July 5, 2007 | 36 Comments »
This is one of those subliminal message games. They are also sometimes called optical illusions. Police officers below the rank of Inspector call it “double bubble”.
Please look intently at the picture below for 30 seconds.
Now switch off your computer and go about your daily business.
I guarantee that you will feel entirely safe from the threat [...]
