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Archive for June, 2007

Shang A Lang.

On this shocking day for Tartan law enforcement, I would like to send my condolences to the police officers who will have to complete the paperwork involved in the incident at Glasgow Airport.

One smoking jeep, two in custody for Terrorism offences and some seriously pissed off passengers. Ouch… that’s a LOT of Rainforest.
The Prime Minister [...]

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What are Words Worth?

Only the Met could sieze so quickly upon a new term for the Heath-Robinson contraptions so lazily abandoned by those al-Qaeda wannabes in London last night.
Potentially Viable.
Potentially; if someone had made them properly.
Viable; they might have gone off. Or Not. Who Knows.
You have to hand it to us in the British Police. We may not [...]

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A splendid time is guaranteed for all

Our new boss is Jacqui Smith. The Oxford educated former deputy minister for ‘women and equality’ will bring her considerable experience as a former…. er….. school teacher…. to the Home Office.

Jacquie reads Inspector Gadget every day!
Being as we are already glorified social workers and the police now have ‘customers’, her political background in Trade & [...]

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Do sit down, there’s a good chap!

Talk about ‘Citizen Focus’?
Just about every officer with arms, legs and a pulse is being deployed in uniform for a Special Event in Ruralshire, later in the Summer.
Regardless of rank or roll.
The last time was the Fire Fighters strike.
I have now seen the look of complete terror and confusion on the faces of those with dubious [...]

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There Is A God

There is a God, and he/she is clearly against any further Police reform.
You can see this is true because Hazel Blears was NOT elected as Deputy Leader of the Labour Party. In fact, Blears came last and was binned at the primary stage.
This means she is unlikely to be Deputy Prime Minister. But stranger things have [...]

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