Posted in Uncategorized on April 29, 2007 | 29 Comments »
Roland is all alone. Well, actually, Roland is far from alone at this precise time. But this precise time will not last long and he knows it. Roland should be in bed. But he is not.
Roland’s mother is disinterested and his father is absent. He has various foster parents and a social worker. Roland has [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on April 29, 2007 | 29 Comments »
I can’t actually remember making the decision to leave England forever, or when exactly it happened. I just know that one day, probably a few years ago now, I woke up and everything that I once believed in was either gone or going.
The Police are about to lose the public forever because we continue to criminalise our [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on April 25, 2007 | 29 Comments »
The current situation with our Response Policing Teams is, as usual, critical.
The other day the Sergeant and I were trying to sort out some desperate personnel issues but we could hear the constant appeals for a unit to attend several unanswered emergency calls. In the end we binned it and took a response car out to an [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on April 22, 2007 | 28 Comments »
We know that the Jocks have always been at the cutting edge of fashion.
In light of this, Jim Allen is the Inspector Gadget Policing Hero of the month.
Jim is the deputy head of corporate procurement at Strathclyde Police. They are celebrating one year of the new black ‘active baselayer’ top which they wear instead of white [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on April 21, 2007 | 14 Comments »
It has been said that you can never be too rich or too thin. This statement is not true for the girlfriend of our local drug dealer.
He is too rich and she is too thin.
Her size zero features are artificially boosted by a heroin habit, too many years standing half naked on street corners and [...]
