Posted in Uncategorized on October 31, 2006 | 13 Comments »
I will never again allow his dog-handler mate to bring that huge police dog around and scare the cats away. I found the older one up a tree in next door’s garden. She had been there for the whole night. The young one came back of his own accord. Our own dog was non-plussed. He’s [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on October 30, 2006 | 24 Comments »
When I watched this clip, I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. It concerns the death of an officer in pursuit of an armed robber.
http://mfile.akamai.com/12948/wmv/vod.ibsys.com/2006/0728/9591734.300k.asx
It seems that the Sanfransisco PD have exactly the same problems as we do. If the link doesn’t work, please let me know sharpish in the “comments” section below. Debbie [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on October 25, 2006 | 19 Comments »
Here in Ruralshire Constabulary, we use four established CENTREX tactics to stifle any meaningful debate, especially when the subject matter may be uncomfortable, even if it is true. Here are the tactics:
1. Link your views to “change”, and therefore label anyone who does not agree as “resistant to change”. This is almost as bad as [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on October 24, 2006 | 33 Comments »
More of my constables are using earpieces purchased from various private equipment providers for the new Airwaves communications system. This is because you can’t hear transmissions through the issue earpiece in a crowded or noisy environment. This is because the volume is fixed too low. This is because H & S are concerned that our [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on October 22, 2006 | 23 Comments »
Factually Correct
Sandford is the worst place to live in the UK, new research suggests. The Westshire town is ranked the most uninviting of all of the UK’s 434 local authorities in a study for Channel 4. Results were based on five criteria for home-buyers - crime, environment, lifestyle, education and employment. Local Police maverick, Inspector [...]
