Rendition – great idea, badly sold to the public.
Colonel Jessup from A Few Good Men – a living legend, a God.
Hazel Blears – the opposite to Colonel Jessup.
Magnum Patrol Boots – really crap.
Grade II German Para Boots £22 on the web – brilliant.
Load Vests – would have been a good idea if the velcro on the mobile phone pouch worked.
My old Skippers hat which turned down at the sides – Gucci bit of kit.
My Inspectors hat – makes me look like a Soviet Sailor.
The movie “Munich” – that’s what I call “restorative justice”.
Mrs Gadget’s rather fetching “My Old Man is a Cop, so keep your hands where I can see them” nightshirt – makes me laugh.
A new baby on the patrol team – watch the hardened cynical ones coo the most when it’s brought in.
For some things in life there is Mastercard – for everything else there is being a sworn officer.
brilliant!! *applause*
Insp! Thank goodness I’m not alone. I am not alone at despairing of Magnums! Where can I get the £22 German Para boots?
Windsor Davies, now there’s my inspiration.
I would add: Groin Protector £7.50, the look on his face when he kicks you in the nuts with no effect, Priceless.
Danner boots are the best but £180 a pair is too much money. Got the job to buy them but it cost the boss a pip. Brilliant bloke, brilliant boots.
i love that living room!