Posted in Uncategorized on June 27, 2006 | 24 Comments »
I am told that the new “combat” style trousers that were issued to the County forces in the last two years (no doubt at vast expense) are to be withdrawn. The reason for this is that the Health & Safety Stalinists have decided that they are too dangerous for us precious flowers on the front [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on June 22, 2006 | 24 Comments »
At least two writers have asked me to post the Jedi Knight legend from the Met. I can only tell it as it was explained to me, as with all urban legends there are several versions.
Ahead of the “Self Defined Ethnicity” nonsense brought in a few years ago, the Met decided to ask their own [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on June 21, 2006 | 14 Comments »
I have only been publishing for a few weeks and I feel that my point is made. Look at some of the comments posted, and you will see several officers who are sure that I am serving in their forces. This is because they all recognise instantly the incidents and scenarios which I have mentioned. [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on June 19, 2006 | 13 Comments »
PC David Copperfield kindly described Inspectors as the only link with reality, but caught between two competing interests. Here is some proof. I was collared by a member of the SMT and told that the filthy state of the CID cars was becoming a “performance inhibitor” as measured against our Public Reassurance targets. Apparently when [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on June 18, 2006 | 25 Comments »
Here is a current list of things that don’t work. Before you ask why I don’t get off my arse and do something about them, look at the list and tell me they work in your own force. Having thus established the national extent of the problem, you will see that I alone could not [...]
